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Re: Dracula Daily
Posted: Sat 28 May, 2022, 8:39 pm
by thiskurt
https://draculadaily.substack.com/p/dra ... 28-f0e?s=r
I like to imagine Jonathan throwing paper airplanes made out of his letters to the courtyard and the people down below getting increasingly annoyed at him and deciding to get him back for it by tattling to Dracula.
Re: Dracula Daily
Posted: Tue 31 May, 2022, 1:01 pm
by thiskurt
https://draculadaily.substack.com/p/dracula-may-31-3a0
Picture Count Dracula in full french maid getup his hand up to his mouth to cover his smile giggling at the other side of the door.
Re: Dracula Daily
Posted: Tue 31 May, 2022, 10:21 pm
by Alex
COUNT DRACULA, in a hi-vis vest: "All this paper in your room is so dangerous. I wouldn't want my dear friend Jonathan Harker to have to... bleed from a... preventable paper cut."
Re: Dracula Daily
Posted: Wed 01 Jun, 2022, 8:14 am
by thiskurt
Alex wrote: ↑Tue 31 May, 2022, 10:21 pm
COUNT DRACULA, in a hi-vis vest: "All this paper in your room is so dangerous. I wouldn't want my dear friend Jonathan Harker to have to... bleed from a... preventable paper cut."
Dracula, dressed as a postman: "It is government policy for us to open every letter and replace it with a note saying 'I AM ALIVE, I AM ALIVE AND IN NO DANGER, DO NOT SEND HELP, Sincerely yours
Count Jonathan.'"
Re: Dracula Daily
Posted: Sun 05 Jun, 2022, 3:44 pm
by thiskurt
https://draculadaily.substack.com/p/dra ... -5-a44?s=r
It's going to be a couple of weeks until the next instalment apparently.
Re: Dracula Daily
Posted: Sun 05 Jun, 2022, 6:26 pm
by Alex
I knew there were a few big breaks, but nice of the publisher to let us know.
Somehow Renfield comes across even grosser in print than he did when he was Mark Gatiss on BBC One.
Re: Dracula Daily
Posted: Sun 05 Jun, 2022, 7:05 pm
by thiskurt
Alex wrote: ↑Sun 05 Jun, 2022, 6:26 pm
I knew there were a few big breaks, but nice of the publisher to let us know.
Somehow Renfield comes across even grosser in print than he did when he was Mark Gatiss on BBC One.
Renfield is the grossest character in a book filled with characters that suck blood from people's necks. (Well, there's maybe one character that gets grosser, but that's gonna be a while before we get there.)
Re: Dracula Daily
Posted: Fri 17 Jun, 2022, 7:38 pm
by thiskurt
New from our friend Jonathan!
https://draculadaily.substack.com/p/dracula-june-17-8ab
He is *not*, unlike my tired brain assumed at first, talking about Slovakian centaurs, but normal Slovakian carriage drivers.
Re: Dracula Daily
Posted: Fri 17 Jun, 2022, 8:26 pm
by Alex
The only thing funnier than Slovakian movers going "haha look at this idiot in the tower" at him crying for help
would be Slovakian centaur movers going "haha look at this idiot in the tower" at him crying for help, though.
Re: Dracula Daily
Posted: Fri 17 Jun, 2022, 9:04 pm
by Bee
Alex wrote: ↑Fri 17 Jun, 2022, 8:26 pm
The only thing funnier than Slovakian movers going "haha look at this idiot in the tower" at him crying for help
would be Slovakian centaur movers going "haha look at this idiot in the tower" at him crying for help, though.
What do you mean they're not centaurs with detachable bodies